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theperksofbeingliley:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Touched*

(Source: daenerystargayren)

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi)

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chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

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who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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alicehatesyouall:

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

image

do you ever regret drawing something

Hoo?

(Source: medimeedes)

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pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

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paraxveil:

you think you’re always late? i hung my first mcr poster 30 min before they announced their break up

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